Wednesday, 1 November 2017

Tag Team Pairings at BitchfightUK. Yep, I'm dreaming again.

                                                             MINI-WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Has to be the petite Lacey and her likewise petite pal Kitkat. What a thought: in fact, an absolute dream. This could have been an amazing fight team gathering quite a big following at BFUK.

                                                                  Lacey                               Kitkat


Definitely Sahara but I'd have to find her partner from the past and I'm going with a one-of cutie at BFUK ( probably because she turned out nude ) in the the delicious shape of Zoe. If I asked Sahara who she'd want for a tag team partner she'd probably say ' I'll fight them on my own ' but I'd love to see Zoe in the ring against Kitkat and Lacey, more especially Kitkat - cutely awesome fight, I think.

                                                             Zoe                                       Sahara

                                                              Middle-weight Championship

 I feel on safer ground here though you might not agree, my pairings would be the fantastic Ceecee and Chelsea against Electra and Ruby. Utter shock and awe.

                                                  Chelsea                                            Ceecee


                                                     Electra                                              Ruby

I know, Electra in the ring against Chelsea: let alone Ruby against Ceecee

 A fight that would shatter the glass.

                                                                  Light Middle-weight Championship

And how about throwing into the mix Natalie alongside Carmen perhaps against Faith and Emma. That would work.

                                                                 Natalie                        Carmen

And they want to box them before the catfight? Why not?


                                                          Emma                                     Faith

I don't think Faith is sold on the idea of teaming up with Emma. She's walking out of shot looking sulky. I wonder why? Maybe because I'm putting out a fantasy catfight involving these two. They weighed less when they first fought at BFUK so light-middle is not to far out.


Saturday, 16 September 2017

Pub Fight Stories - Natalie v Faith Part 4/Finale

Natalie shifts quickly to capture Faith's head between her thighs and there's no resistance. Faith looks done as Natalie finds a free hand to smack her in the kisser several times but Faith, while close to choking is again working the punches into Natalie's naked groin, Faith wants to hang and bang dirty.

The buzz in the audience increases again.

Another hard punch from Faith into that sweet groin and her head is released,

Natalie's hand protects her groin as Faith literally falls on top of her. Natalie stays on her back, she looks pretty exhausted though Faith is hardly moving, she looks all in. I can hardly believe Faith'll get a submission in her state?

Natalie answers as she grips Faith's hair and rolls her onto her back, repeatedly asking for a submission but Faith is unresponsive. Slowly, clutching her crotch Natalie gets to her feet and raises her other hand ' I've won ' she croaks.

Faith's leg twitches and kicks Natalie on the ankle. She has not submitted. Faith gets to her knees  and holds up her hands, she wants to speak.

" I'll put my purse against yours for this fight, winner take all " she gasps.

Stunned, Natalie nods her head, her bruised fists bunch again, she's on auto-pilot as sher circles the girl on her knees circle, looking for an opening. Their nude bodies, sweaty and bloody, the wild hair look showing the odd bald patch.

The crowd curiously silent. Like me they are thinking, how dumb is that? She's losing.

Literally collapsing on Faith, Natalie straddles her again and the hair-pulling and slaps start again. Faith's hand grips Natalie's already wounded breast and squeezes. Natalie closes down the distance between their bodies but Faith insists on pulling the nipple and squeezing as hard as she can.

In exasperation Natalie final energy is spent slapping Faith's head, breasts and stomach until Faith's hand slides limply off her sweaty, scratched and bruised breast.

Faith looks done as Natalie gets to her feet with  something like a flourish and walks,  unsteadily and slowly to the dressing room.

Faith unbelievably twists and grasps Natalie's ankle as she walks off the floor. The look on Natalie's face is exasperation as she again straddles Faith's nude body and Faith weakly resists.

I can't believe Faith has been able to keep something in reserve, pretending to be finished?Surely not!

But pure anger and frustration floods Faith face, she throws punches and slaps overpowering Natalie off her body, Natalie must be in shock realising it's not over. She tries to scissor but Faith gets to her feet and Natalie has to follow. The punching begins again, Natalie looks done in and can't match Faith's unexplained resurgence.

Faith gets Natalie in a headlock, hanging on to her hair, slapping upwards into her face. Amazingly she finds a throw and mounts Natalie quickly, her gorgeous legs stationary as Faith, weeping from her effort, slaps Natalie's face until a submission is clearly heard. Faith is not convinced and has to be hauled off her adversary, still slapping.

Both girls have to be assisted off the dance floor.

What a dance that was.

I heard they were both taken to the local hospital for a health check which they passed with flying colours though extensive bandaging was required for  cracked ribs and treatment for a broken nose.

In actuality Faith lost her fight to Natalie in their great showdown catfight but I pin my hopes that they would rematch and in my mind Faith would have prevailed from changed circumstances and knowing Natalie's strengths.

I'm always gonna bitch on that fight. Ain't gonna move on.

Friday, 31 March 2017

Pub Fight Stories - Natalie v Faith Part 3....NUDE!

Again Natalie's long legs snake around Faith's waist, her knees seeking the ribs but before she can extend her legs Faith leaps to her feet hauling Natalie's panties off at the same time. What? 

She whirls them in the air and throws them into the crowd, beckoning Natalie up to fist-fight.

A now completely nude, angry and embarrassed Natalie calls for a break seven minutes into the fight. The brutal belly punches have taken their toll. 

Her panties are missing and the ref cannot excuse her from the arena. The panties actually whizzed past my ear: my reflexes are rubbish.

Natalie is furious, she stomps off to her corner while a brazen Faith pulls off her panties and tosses them into the crowd; she stands naked, bloodied and bruised and unashamed. A true fighter. 

She starts to pose, what a tease she is and the crowd love it, they are hoarsely trying to shout though they sound like wheezing donkeys. I think they are enjoying this fight.

' Fight! '

Because of her bad behaviour, Faith is unsure of Natalie's response, she stays put as Natalie angrily crashes into her, a hard knee flattens Faith's right breast. As she tries to protect herself, Natalie easily wrestles her to the floor.

Faith covers her face from the wicked slaps and Natalie switches to punching the ribs. Faith's breasts sway from side to side after some sharp slaps while her hair is pulled and yanked mercilessly. Now Natalie is making a huge, furious statement: is there a way back for a cowering, wickedly mischievous Faith.

Good hair twisting as Faith wrestles Natalie to their knees to exchange hard blows and hair tugging. Just when I thought she was done Faith is back in the fight, a softish knee ( almost a sexual overture ) into Natalie's crotch while kneeling. Natalie cannot be impressed.

A further knee this time hard into Natalie's crotch and Natalie is impressed, she topples, her legs automatically seeking Faith's ribs. 

The hair is getting a lot of attention and Natalie is getting the worst of it.


Faith struggles but again she's caught in the scissors trap ( will she ever learn ) her ribs slowly squashed, stretching her hair to tearing from the scalp; gasping for breath, the helpless yelps from Faith suggests she cannot spring from the deadly trap.

But the leg scissors, I think, leaves Natalie's crotch vulnerable. A huge effort from Faith with her hands working hard between their bodies rolls her and Natalie until they face each other. Faith calls for her final break. 

Natalie points to her crotch but after close inspection the referee again shakes his head: ' No obvious injury ' he cites. An exasperated Natalie returns to her corner.

Eleven minutes now and there's still no sign of a submission though it seems the last minute was close for Faith.

Chests are heaving as they take on water and clean the blood from their faces, their lovely bodies are truly ruined but the injuries seem to no longer count: it's just about winning.


Hands into thinning hair for purchase, a left uppercut from Faith finds Natalie's face without a reaction, I think the girls are immune from the pain and I'm sure Natalie's nose is already broken.

A left hook finds Faith's ribs at the same time as a heavy kick from Faith smacks into Natalie's thigh. 

This is new, introducing kick-boxing while gripping the hair is a first for BFUK but this could prove risky for Faith.

Natalie tames Faith by hair control while Faith barely stays in the game maintaining her grip on Natalie's hair. The back slaps bang in from Natalie on an already severely bruised skin and she's raking skin with her nails. Faith takes to yelping again so she is not yet immune from the pain of punishment from long nails. Faith struggles upright and leans against Natalie.

A beautiful surprise throw goes to Faith totally catching Natalie unawares. She goes down, a whoop from Faith who gratefully mounts the helpless Natalie.

Her euphoria evaporates as Natalie gets the early scissors before she can capitalize, gripping Faith's hair severely to maintain the wicked rib crunching. Faith needs to get out of that hold, this is Natalie's winning tactic to which she consistently falls victim. 

She can't survive another scissors from Natalie, they are tired but Faith more-so, after 14 minutes of fighting she looks to have breathing difficulties while Natalie just gets angrier.


Thursday, 23 March 2017

Pub Fight Stories - Natalie v Faith Part 2. The Gloveless Fight

                                                    PUB FIGHT STORIES

It's the cat-fight category now, an event that should have happened for real but didn't.

Both uncork the liniment bottles while facing each other spreading the liquid over their bodies rubbing it into the skin until the gleam is caught in the low-cast lights.

The sitting referee calls them together to shake hands. Natalie smiles and strides out to shake Faith's hand: Faith ignores her. Duh? 

Well: She did lose to Natalie in their first cat-fight and just 15 minutes ago Natalie's boxing surprised us all including Faith but Faith's known for a little bit of wickedness to up the ante in and during her fights.

I guess as many fans are for as against sporting cat-fights, likewise bad-tempered cat-fights.( wild guess)

Complete with mouth-guards, the girls are told, no eye gouging, one hand must hold onto her opponent's hair while upright unless ground fighting. Fight to the finish without timed round breaks but they have two time-outs each.

The referee calls out ' Are you ready, '  the girls nod and adopt a fighting stance. I think there's something wrong with my camera.

Natalie is not the fastest out of the blocks and Faith has a healthy respect for Natalie so the fight starts low-key, hands in the hair and slaps to the body. Possibly a long way to go so no point in hurrying two lovely topless girl in a championship fight with a huge purse.

Maintaining the mandatory hair-hold the two pull and twist the head to advantage to allow the free hand to slap but Faith ( probably remembering how Natalie controlled the early part of their first fight ) goes for punches to the belly and lobbing slaps to Natalie's face.

Natalie's finding Faith's attack more severe than in the first fight so she responds with slaps and punches as the hair-pulling and jerking the head intensifies, accelerating the speed of the action.

Still holding hair, their bodies jerk wildly as they try to avoid the body punch only to be brought to a skidding halt by the yanking of hair. 

To some extent the loose hair protects the face from wild slaps and punches from Faith but because she looks down on Faith's face Natalie's slaps find the face-cheeks to cause Faith to emit a slight squeal at times, the slaps are so hard that Faith has to grip Natalie's wrist to stop the slaps and punches. This is serious.

Faith signals the ref for a time out. They've been scrapping it out on their feet for over two minutes and Faith looks worst off, she's covering her left eye but both girls are already showing signs of bruising to the body and face.

Synopsis - Faith had upped her game at the start of the fight to get an early advantage but Natalie adjusted and used her height to fight her toe to toe to keep a slight edge over Faith, who was forced into calling for a break.

They've only had 60 seconds rest and Faith's left eye is closing as the girls are called to stand in the arena or bow out. Both ladies respond. Can Faith break the lead Natalie is building.

Faith, at the run, looks for a solid grip of Natalie's waist in an attempt to bowl her over but Natalie's strong legs stand firm, they lock-up hair-pulling and tugging. 

The upper halves of their bodies get lower and lower and they begin to head-butt each other fearful of being taken to the floor. The head butting is mild, they're just jostling for position.

Using the advantage of having Natalie at an even height, Faith lays in hard slaps to Natalie's back. 

Natalie seems stuck, Faith's left hand holds her head down and her slaps turn to wicked punches into Natalie's ribs and back forcing her to defend.

Natalie's hands hit the floor when Faith seizes her under the shoulder with her right arm and the first throw of the fight goes to Faith. Natalie is helpless while Faith takes the mount and the frantic punches and slaps rain on Natalie body and face.

Once again Natalie's long legs sensuously encircle Faith's ribs, the famous finishing weapon in Natalie's armoury but as the squeeze begins Faith pushes hard up Natalie's body punching her abdomen at the same time. Three hard rights into the belly is enough.

With the failure of the leg scissors Natalie is forced to call a time-out and the girls break. A wise move by Natalie because having fended off the scissors attack from her.

 Faith is sorely upset at losing the advantage and she shows her displeasure with a snarl at Natalie as they part.

Five minutes into the fight, Faith taking the honours so they are all square, just as it should be. Now it's about stamina to the finish

Natalie wipes the blood from her nose and mouth and stands ready for what will perhaps be the final episode. She's nursing her left breast indicating it's a bite mark to the referee. He checks the wound while sitting and looks at Faith who denies the bite. He rules  ' inconclusive ' when Faith shakes her head in denial.

Faith's eyebrow is cut and bleeding and a black eye well under-way. 

She pushes her breasts out to show her bruising and middle-fingers to Natalie.

Fight! They lock up and Faith's head is against Natalie's chest, she's holding hair and punching Natalie's ribs. Pain registers on Natalie's face, changing to anger, letting go Faith's hair she wildly smashes her fists into Faith's body. 

The ref steps in to separate them and warns Natalie for punching without holding hair. A snarl from Faith as she backs off, Natalie points to a bite mark on her left breast, it's bleeding freely.

The ref is pondering but Faith closes in again before he decides. She buries her head into Natalie's chest. 

Natalie wants to back off as Faith fires short punches into Natalie's crotch and lower belly. She needs room and backs off, her thinking process is to stop Faith attacking her breasts but when she does Faith switches to the groin.

Both grab hair and blast each other with slaps and punches with their free hand, into the body. The slap marks are becoming lacerated now, droplets of blood eking from the areas frequently slapped.

Natalie forces Faith's head downwards and gives her back a pounding. Her longer arms gradually push Faith's head by the hair down level with her belly button striking Faith's back solidly. Faith has lost her grip on Natalie's hair, she cannot fight back: she has no answer, having to obey the rules.

The right knee cracks into Faith's face twice, Faith howls as she is taken to the floor and mounted with ease, blood pouring from her nose.

Seizing and twisting Natalie's slapping hand, Faith body-shifts and in an amazingly deft move, Natalie just has to obey the combined pressures which force her away, chased by Faith who scrambles on top of her.

The action is panicky and furious from Faith, her hand slaps Natalie's face as the leg scissors are applied: Natalie seems calmer, even as her face is slapped, her stamina endures, her main asset.

The extent of the blood-letting is now obvious, they are both hideously covered in bruising, bleeding from face damage and lacerations to the body, finger nail scratches and possibly bite-marks. Is this going too far?


Sunday, 19 March 2017

BFUK Update

Looks like a busy time ahead for BFUK, new gals appear on the horizon so be prepared for some fireworks and possibly some interesting fights.

New lady Roxy Hart wants to fight at BFUK and she steps up to the plate with a sweet toned and cared for figure. A nice smile perhaps doesn't indicate she's a bit of a bitch...yet.

These low-slung polka-dot panties  are designed to emphasize the toned belly. Top marks for exposure Roxy, you're way ahead already.

And you can tell she likes that look, this outfit she wears in her debut fight against Harmony with just a hint of a smile. 

Harmony, I believe, has previous fight experience elsewhere which possibly puts Roxy at a disadvantage but looking at her pic you wouldn't think she'd be mean and aggressive in a fight: when they are cute and curvy like her I just can't think of her as a badass. 

Though this was not her fight outfit you've got to admit she's impressive.

The Staredown

You can tell who is the newbie in the staredown pic; Harmony keeps her poker-playing face while newbie Roxy can't help but smile. A dead giveaway?

I did enjoy the fight and so did Harmony, while Roxy showed the blessings of a tight body and a surefire hard slap, Harmony's experience exploited the newbie to the point of bullying in the grappling but both suffered from the slapping attacks as Roxy plainly shows (  Roxy has mean hands too ). Though I'm sure Harmony can display slapping marks on the other side of that lovely body. 

A learning curve for Roxy Hart, she'll soon get the hang of it if she stays around.

Three other potential fighters in the offing. 

I suggested on FB that Chaos take on Drucilla Tate as a fight opener and BFUK did not totally dismiss the idea. Dru is a big girl, possibly bigger than Chaos though that is only an impression without seeing them together and the name Chaos might well even up their stature.

Chaos is voluptuous and tatted, a thoroughly modern girl so there is a similarity between her and a Drucilla who emerged from her beginnings at BFUK as an untatted and unquestionably ' nice ' girl to the raging, ambitious and edgy woman she is now but is there enough bitch in either to win.

A brunette with an eye-catching figure: I know nothing more but I'll update on her pronto when I find out.

Update - Her chosen name is Cherry and......

Meet Cherry ( right ) or rather, Drucilla Tate meet Cherry, this fight has just been released by BFUK, not much vaunted on FB but Cherry towers over Dru ( she must 5'10" ) and it looks like Dru has got her hands full and her work cut out again to register her first win. The hair is tied up but I reckon there will be lots of hairpulling and slaps before the result is known.

A languid pose from this new woman who looks a bit special but if you analyse her chosen name.....she's going to be tough to handle.....pure magic.


My last entry is a whopper....Sahara is back and she is offering a chance to Roxy Hart to take her title from her. Sahara has always been a risk-taker especially against against bigger girls, I don't expect her to lose but Roxy, in her debut fight has learned some from the experienced Harmony.

Roxy Hart in only her second fight at BFUK has the chance to win a trophy. Jazzy low-slung panties ( I think they are even narrower than her last pair ) sit nicely way under the abs, not to mention her other assets.